Fart

"Pffft pfft pffftpftft pfftpftttpftffft pffftpft pfft pfffttpftpft BOOM!"

- Wario

Farts (haha... lol... rofl... omg... etc... he said fart) are one of the most powerful and effective Cool Moves that can be performed. Farts can vary in power, ranging from a soft little puff (such as Kirby's) to a butt-ripping explosion (such as Wario's). These more powerful farts are said to cause small nuclear explosions. This is why George W. Bush invades a country whenever its leader farts.

Farts are awesome, smelly, epic, stinky, and smelly. They are also dangerous, should they fall into the wrong butts. This move is often utilized in Super Smash Bros. and its respective sequels despite being banned. Farting can be penalized by fines and jail time in many countries, though the cool countries like Mushroom Kingdom allow it.