Laa-Laa

Laa-Laa is one of the very evil Teletubbies and a general in the Teletubby Army.. She died from heart disease during The Great Teletubby Massacre, but she can respawn, so she is still alive. Anyway, her bones remained, and are kept in The Flyıng Dutchman's rubbish bin (also known as Davy Jone's Locker). Legend says when you disturb the sleep of her dead fossil, it comes to life and it sets you on fire. Then it turns you into Tubby Toast and NOMs you down to your death. This is a power only Laa-Laa and the bones have.

She may not be a Weegee but she can also imitate the Weegee Stare, as recent scientific studies show. Her imitation Weegee Stare can power up Weegee.

Laa-Laa helped Bob Saget for some time, and when Malleo came up to Laa-Laa and threw a fireball at her, Saget beat up Malleo. When she died of heart disease, and her bones were left in the Frying Dutchman's bin, Bob Saget put the curse on the bones. Only Chuck Norris, Weegee, Guiyii, Marx, T-5000, Homestar Runner, Para-Dice and T-5001 are immune to his Tubby Toast attack.

Indiana Jones discovered the fossil, and he shot it, so they came to life. It ate him, but spat him back out because he tasted terrible. She then went off to destroy a city, but Superman defeated the skeleton.