Mario Golf

Mario Golf sucked. Literally, it was the worst shame ever, almost as boring as the real sport. Basically, Mario and his friends golf all day. Because they're bored and don't have girlfriends. They hit the golf balls into the holes. What's so fun about that? This shame sucks.

The sequel to this shame, Mario Golf: Toad's Stool Tour, was a bit better.

Plot
One day Mario walked outside when suddenly Shigeru Miyamoto walked up to him and kicked Mario right in the crotch. Miyamoto then told Mario he was going to star in a golf shame! Mario pulled out a gun in attempt to shoot Miyamoto, but he wasn't fast enough. Miyamoto pulled out his own gun and shot Mario in the foot. Then they went to the golf course.

Characters

 * Mario (severely reduced accuracy due to a bullet in his foot)
 * Luigi
 * Peach
 * Daisy
 * Bowser
 * Shigeru Miyamoto
 * Tiger Woods (unlocked after a hole in one is achieved)
 * Ronald McDonald (unlocked after smacking an opponent in the face with a golf club)
 * Bill Cosby (unlocked after a perfect game is played) N