UnWorld

The UnUniverse exists for over nine billion years. During these years many things happened. This article contains the most important dates in history of UnWorld.

Pre-Unworld

 * 999999999999 BC - UnUniverse finally creates itself.
 * 9000000000 BC - Chuck Norris suddenly appears.
 * 8000000000 BC - First stars appear.
 * 7000000000 BC - Giygas appears from nowhere.
 * 6000000000 BC - First planets appear.
 * 5000000000 BC - Maxwell appears from the dark matter.
 * 4500000000 BC - The T-5001 appears in its final form (via time travel) and shapeshifts into its planet form. This will later become the UnWorld.

Pre-Creature

 * 4000000000 BC - First stupid creatures appear.
 * 3500000000 BC - Stupid creatures mutate into an intelligent race known as Worms.
 * 3000000000 BC - Worms send a nuclear missile into space and it hits Chuck Norris.
 * 2999999999 BC - Chuck Norris makes every worm DIE!!! The planet is covered by a great ocean. Next worms are much smaller and have no brains. Giygas steals all Worms' technology to create Devil's Machine.
 * 2000000000 BC - Chuck Norris creates first land.
 * 1500000000 BC - 1/3 of the UnWorld is covered with land.
 * 1000000000 BC - Aliens land on the UnWorld and leave 42 Monolites.
 * 700000000 BC - Second stupid creatures appear.
 * 350000000 BC - Dinosaurs appear and PWN stupid creatures.
 * 300000000 BC - Dinosaurs find Monolites and send them to space. What dumb creatures...
 * 100000000 BC - Monkeys appear.
 * 683982489 BC - A race of birds called the Chocobo is founded.
 * 65000000 BC - A meteorite falls on the UnWorld. It make every dinosaur (except Yoshis and some Tyrannosaurs) DIE!!!
 * 64000000 BC - Monkeys find a meteorite and find a bee inside it. Bee says that it's from 2020 AD, but monkeys don't trust her and made her DIE!!!
 * 60000000 BC - Jenova invades the Monkeys.
 * 59934532 BC - The best Chocobo in existence, named "Jinbo the Chocobo", is born.
 * 55000000 BC - Jenova fails to defeat the Monkeys and dies.
 * 50000000 BC - Monkeys take over the world. For some reason M. Bison doesn't comment on this...
 * 40000000 BC - Monkeys send nuclear missile in space and it hits Giygas' Devil's Machine.
 * 30000000 BC - Giygas finally reaches the UnWorld and takes every monkey's soul. Monkey lost every technology they explored and started to live on trees and eat bananas.
 * 30000000 BC - Aliens send back one Monolite.
 * 4000000 BC - One Monkey reaches a Monolite and becomes intelligent.
 * 2000000 BC - Humans appear. HOORAY!!!!

Prehistoric

 * 1999999 BC - Nintendo is founded, and creates its first shame.
 * 1999998 BC - NintenD'oh is founded, and creates its first shame.
 * 1999997 BC - Namco is founded, and creates its first shame.
 * 1999996 BC - SEGA is founded, and creates its first shame.
 * 1583838 BC - A core which creates children named "Sheol of Children" is discovered by Jinbo.
 * 1000031 BC - One of the naked children, Gurdy was born.
 * 998224 BC - The United States of UnAmerica is formed, but its existence remains unknown.
 * 839429 BC - Jinbo tries to dominate UnAmerica, but fails.

Ancient

 * 10000 BC - Sparta rises and PWNS everything.
 * 7152 BC - Australia is discovered.
 * 5274 BC - N. Sanity Island is bombed by Sparta, causing it to separate from the mainland. It is taken over by lizards.
 * 5124 BC - Gurdy starts being evil and kills all people.
 * 5068 BC - The humans take over N. Sanity Island.
 * 3183 BC - Jinbo gets a toast! Yummy!
 * 1500 BC - Ancient Japan is invaded by Giant Enemy Crabs.
 * 1000 BC - Bowser creates a Koopa and brainwashes it.
 * 755 BC - Sanics is released.
 * 200 BC - Loincloths are DISCONTINUED.
 * 51 BC - Leonidas pays his debts to Darth Vader with France.
 * 42 BC - ESRB is founded, and rates its first shame.
 * 21 BC - Gurdy gets in prison for killing people.
 * 15 BC - Later that day, a known mutated child named Mulligan, was born.
 * 12 BC - The first Pac-People appear and take over Australia (renamed Pac-Land)

Medieval

 * 1 - Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule are created. Toadsworth is born.
 * 5 - Mickey Mouse comes to power.
 * 10 - Squadala Man is born on Squadala Island.
 * 23 - The Teletubby Army was founded by Po, a epic teletubby.
 * 30 - Squadala Man works for Bowser, and gets the Squadala Empire.
 * 42 - Bruce Lee is created by Chuck Norris and The Awesome One.
 * 74 - The ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is created.
 * 100 - Gurdy finds some guts, then he does the giant pile of guts.
 * 140 - The First Teletubby War breaks out.
 * 174 - Mickey Mouse dies in the war.
 * 200 - The First Teletubby War is over.
 * 388 - Bowser becomes king of the Koopas.
 * 400 - Jinbo discovers the Black Magic.
 * 420 - The Basement is created.
 * 535 - Gemini, one of the most weirdest human was born.
 * 612 - Teletubby Army tries to destroy The Basement, but it fails.
 * 641 - Evil Land is created.
 * 700 - The pile of guts is 40% done.
 * 731 - Dr. Robotnik creates "Pinkamena Diane Pie" to invade the UnWorld. After finding her useless, Robotnik moves her to Ponyville.
 * 892 - Ducky is born.
 * 1100 - Germany is first founded.
 * 1003 - Master Hand receives "Hater of the First Millenium" award.
 * 1224 - The Fakegee War breaks out.
 * 1292 - Beadon is born.
 * 1321 - Pile of guts was 80% completed.
 * 1358 - Bowser's Castle was created.
 * 1383 - The Robloxians race were founded.
 * 1424 - The Robotnik Family is officially bonded together into one ancestral house.
 * 1491 - The "New World" (which is actually part of the same world) is discovered.
 * 1500 - Hyrulian Civil War begins.
 * 1504 - Canada is formed.
 * 1508 - Jinbo throws robotic pieces because it was useless.
 * 1510 - Robot Chicken is born when all robotic pieces fall to the normal chicken, and the soul combines the pieces and the chicken.
 * 1516 - The First Robloxian War begins.
 * 1518 - The First Robloxian War fails epically due to a epic thundershock in the general of the war.
 * 1538 - The proclaimed Antichrist, Toka Ryuumonbuchi, is born.
 * 1551 - Toka comes to power.
 * 1552 - Dolan is born and takes over Robotnik's house, but it fails.
 * 1553 - Toka dies.
 * 1555 - The Basement became Gemini's so too way many long house.
 * 1574 - Po starts The War of Ruthlession and Fierces, which all the Teletubby Army kills the Robloxians.
 * 1581 - Mario and Luigi are born.
 * 1610 - The Robloxians wins in the war, but Po will be back.
 * 1621 - Due that Gemini becamed the king of Canada, The Second Robloxian War takes place.
 * 1631 - The pile of guts are completed, and Gurdy gets in in that pile.
 * 1646 - Super Mario Cookies are released.
 * 1684 - Gurdy escapes in Prison with his robotic legs covered in guts.
 * 1710 - Princess Peach is born.
 * 1730 - Mario falls asleep for 250 years. Luigi assassinates Toadsworth, the king of Mushroom Kingdom, and then kills his son. So his granddaughter, Peach comes to power.

Industrial

 * 1728 - The First Pickle War takes place.
 * 1736 - The Second Pickle War begins.
 * 1763 - Hollywood has been maked.
 * 1776 - The United States of UnAmerica is formed (though its actually been around for a million years).
 * 1800 - Zap-zap (electricity for you un-funny, illogics) is conducted with kite and key by some British-American genius guy wutever.
 * 1805 - World's first water-balloon.
 * 1810 - Jinbo is brainwashed by Po, for tricking him with his black magic.
 * 1811 - Adolf Hitler comes to power.
 * 1812 - The War of 1812 starts.
 * 1814 - Gurdy invades Ducky's home, but Ducky evaded his attack.
 * 1815 - The Robloxians tells that Beadon may invade the UnWorld after 12/11 years.
 * 1820 - Gurdy's pile of guts becomes more big.
 * 1826 - Very Past Mickey Mouse (A.K.A. Beadon) invades UnWorld.

Modern

 * 1939 - People start to brutally kill each other
 * 1942 - Adolf Hitler dies. Poor him, yay for everyone else.
 * 1947 - N. Sanity Island is taken over by Neo Cortex. Crash Bandicoot comes along, and takes over.
 * 1950 - War of the Fire Flower happens.
 * 1952 - Gurdy has power to stretch his arms infinity.
 * 1953 - Gurdy stretch his arms to trap Ducky, becoming like a rope.
 * 1954 - The First Robotnik War happens. The dragons invade the UnWorld, and Dragonrealm and Sony are both created.
 * 1958 - The Second Robotnik War happens.
 * 1961 - Soviet Russia sends Death Star to space.
 * 1967 - The United States of UnAmerica takes over the Moon.
 * 1968 - The Sony Civil War begins.
 * 1968 - Umbrella Corporation is formed.
 * 1970 - Mr. M4GI, a Black Mage type person was born.
 * 1974 - A new type of slime, Humanish Slime was discovered.
 * 1976 - Trololo Man performs his №1 hit song.
 * 1978 - Sonic is born. Space Invaders make their first attack.
 * 1980 - Mario wakes up from his 250 year sleep.
 * 1984 - Beadon dies because Gemini has grown to giant and eated him with his baby.
 * 1987 - The Hyrulian Civil War is finally resolved.
 * 1990 - Star Fox born and attacks Robotnik's laboratory.
 * 1991 - Sonic appears in shames.
 * 1992 - Gurdy has now power to stretch his neck, reaching into small holes.
 * 1993 - Robotnik explores Promotion!
 * 1994 - Sonic becomes emperor of the Sonic Islands.
 * 1995 - Finally Gurdy's stretching his neck magically from his head to get in the limbo, spitting guts in the core to corrupt Po's Teletubby Army for no reason, and he becomes a good guy.
 * 1998 - Mickey Mouse has the wrath to destroy Evil Land, to save the UnWorld from evil.
 * 1999 - The Videogame War breaks out.
 * 1999 - Raccoon City destroyed by zombies and BOOM!
 * 199X - Ness and the gang fight Giygas in a giant inter-dimensional realm.
 * 2000 - The Great Pumkin War begins.
 * 2001 - I.M. Meen receives "Hater of the Second Millenium" award.
 * 2001 - The Great Pumkin war ends.
 * 2003 - After a lot of years of combining Humanish Slime, he combined into a very slimy and fatty guy named Peep.
 * 2005 - YouTube is created by some mad scientist.
 * 2007 - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny takes place here. A bunch of guys die.
 * 2009 - The 2nd Spartan War breaks out. Google and Yahoo! are created.
 * 2010 - Ophelia is spotted near I.M. Meen
 * 2011 - The scratch cat tries to conquer the world but fails epically
 * 2012 - Doomsday happens but nobody is hurt.
 * 2013- The 1st Ducky War Breaks out and the Ducky Empire is founded. Cartoon Network Characters go to the UnWorld to see T-5001.
 * 2014- The 1st Ducky War ends.
 * 2015 - Gurdy has power to shapeshift his pile of guts now, for now he doesn't do it now.
 * 2016- The 2nd Ducky War Starts. Lots more people die in this war.
 * 2017- Ducky and Dark Ducky fight for the first time, destroying Kakariko Village. 2nd Ducky War ends.
 * 2018- Barrack Obama becomes president. The Old War Begins. It hasn't ended...
 * 2020 - A bee goes back in time.
 * 2021 - Star Fox becomes serious and starts fighting with the Teletubby Army.
 * 2022 - Peep begin eating junk.
 * 2025 - Mickey Mouse's rabbit, Oswald is born.
 * 2030 - Mr. M4GI performes his awesome circus exercise.
 * 2031 - Chuck Norris actually ACTAULLY GETS DEFEATED!
 * 2035 - Snorlax stomps Pikachu, and gets his thunder attack.
 * 2040 - Robotnik makes his shame "Mortal Pingas".
 * 2050 - Spaceship reaches Alpha Centauri.
 * 2063 - Peep is begining being even really super fat, eating more junk.
 * 2073 - Gemini's 2nd baby was born.
 * 2075 - Jinbo becomes old.
 * 2093 - Bowser creates a Space Base for himself.

Space

 * 2101 - War was beginning. CATS made all your base are belong to us.
 * 2120 - Gurdy's pile of guts shapeshifts into a spaceship, and he is moved into the chair which he controls the ship.
 * 2140 - Beadon revives, and steals Gurdy's power to shapeshift, giving to robotnik, for use for the creations.
 * 2160 - Peep eated 8492481294821942812948219 junk, becoming the "Monster Fat".
 * 2161 - Beadon gets eaten alive by Peep.
 * 2162 - Gurdy falls into earth and the pile of guts becomes almost liquid, forming like a falling meteor, and then he crashed into Robotnik's base, and all his pile was melted, poor him.
 * 2173 - Gurdy dies into the fetus void, throwned by Robotnik for destroying his base.
 * 2214 - Peep has his small tentacles to grab spaceships and throw onto another opponent.
 * 2215 - Due that the fetus void hitted by Hello Kitty, Gurdy was out and he is revived thanks to Po.
 * 2310 - Mickey Mouse's Future Side, Epic Mickey was born.
 * 2342 - Gurdy gets back his pile and recent powers and becomes giant again.
 * 2388 - When Gemini's 3rd baby was born, the 3 babies buildt a mini spaceship, and The Third Robloxian War happens.
 * 2394 - Ducky fights Ultimecia.
 * 2395 - Jinbo fights Ultimecia in the next match.
 * 2401 - P.I.N.G.A.S., a epic space station by Robotnik was created.
 * 2421 - Gurdy shapeshifts into a rocket-like asteroid.
 * 2422 - Jinbo gets hit by Gurdy.
 * 2460 - Depending which robloxians are almost dead, Epic Mickey does FUS RO DAH, to help defeat Gemini in one hit.
 * 2461 - Gemini dies.
 * 2468 - Jinbo duels with Robotnik in the P.I.N.G.A.S..
 * 2482 - Gurdy's head pops out his body and his control soul gets out and Gurdy's body dies.
 * 2500 - Peep eats P.I.N.G.A.S..
 * 2501 - Jinbo gets eaten alive by Peep.
 * 2531 - Jinbo escapes from Peep's belly.
 * 2552 - Master Chief started beating up big, bad, aliens.
 * 2557 - Master Chief travels back in time.
 * 2628 - The General Robloxian warns Robloxians that The Fourth Robloxian War is gonna start due to Peep eating everyone.
 * 2673 - Jinbo hides from Peep.
 * 2723 - Cyber-Dee beats up 6000 n00bs and almost beat up T-5001 and T-5000.
 * 2891 - Malleo and Cyber-Dee team up against the men from Alpha Centuri and blows them up, therefore leaving a portal to the fourth dimension.
 * 2931 - Peep's eyes explodes due to the space station N.S.O.R.'s huge bullets, renaming to be "The Bloat".
 * 2967 - Chuck Norris hates what Cyber-Dee is doing and takes his undefeatable power from him.
 * 3000 - Doomsday happens again and sends everyone to the 4th dimension, but most people were able to return back to the UnWorld the day after.
 * 3050 - Gurdy's head lands on a naked, body cutted, unheaded and fat child, becoming his new form "Nightmare Gurdy".
 * 3051 - Jinbo snaps!
 * 3100 - Peep's Head explodes because he has ran out of space oxygen.
 * 3121 - Jinbo survives the doomsday.
 * 3155 - Bowser sent his Space Base in Space.

World War III and the True Doomsday or End of Time

 * 3156 - Marguerite Williams, Vendetta Williams' great great great great great (10X later) grandaughter, is born.
 * 3158 - Mr. M4GI is resurrected and fights with King Arthur.
 * 3178 - Williams wages war against the UnWorld.
 * 3179 - Adolf Hitler, Vendetta Williams, and TOKA RYUUMONBUCHI HERSELF are resurrected.
 * 3180 - World War III begins.
 * 3181 - Gemini re-borns, but this time he's giant than ever.
 * 3182 - America and Antarctica are blown up by nuclear war.
 * 3183 - Jinbo joins the fight.
 * 3185 - Peep's belly and all explodes.
 * 3187 - Europe goes to great lengths to end the war but fails epically.
 * 3189 - Before M4GI dies, Jinbo helps him, but it fails.
 * 3190 - Mr. M4GI dies.
 * 3191 - Gemini are killed once again by the airplanes.
 * 3192 - Hitler and Vendetta Williams are killed once again.
 * 3193 - Nightmare Gurdy starts to growth slowly.
 * 3194 - After a year of growth Gurdy's head explodes and even his captured body, Nightmare finally dies.
 * 3195 - War REALLY gets out of hand when Toka Ryuumonbuchi gets the alien race, The Irkens, involved in the war.
 * 3196 - Ryuumonbuchi is killed when the left half of Australia is bombarded by nuclear bombs.
 * 3197 - By this point, 40% of the world's population is wiped out.
 * 3198 - Irkens are destroyed.
 * 3199 - Marguerite Williams is finally killed.
 * 4000 - The war ends, and by this point 85% of the world's population is wiped out.
 * 4001 - Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee duke it out in a final battle. This starts a chain reaction that wipes out the entire UnUniverse.

After The Apocalypse

 * 01 - Only 15% of people (of the former population before the Apocalypse) now walk the Earth, and most of the areas in the world are now toxic.
 * 02 - Chuck Norris makes a pact with Zeus.
 * 05 - Now only 10% of people walk the Earth.
 * 07 - 5%...
 * 09 - 3%...
 * 12 - Humanity is over.
 * 14 - Jinbo dies.
 * 20 - The world is now ruled by Nobody.