Tinky Winky

"BIG HUG!"

- Tinky Winky, before giving a big hug.

Tinky Winky is a member of the Teletubbies. It is often seen in Teletubby Land trying to train the Teletubby Land Bunnies to be his evil minions. However, he is not the most evil Teletubby. He also likes his handbag.

Tinky Winky is a very evil creature, going as far as blowing up three dimensions just to kill an ant. He likes evil because evil is fun. Good is boring. Very boring. Very, very boring. Very, very, very boring. Now, I'm boring you, so let's move on.

Tinky Winky is awesome just because he is. It is an awesome purple thing. Do you need any other reason? YOU DO?! Well, here's a good reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome:

"I AM TINKY WINKY! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!"

- Tinky Winky, introducing itself to Batman

Do you need another reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome? Too bad, you don't get one.

Recently, it blew up the 29th dimension because it wanted some pie. Oops, I just gave you another reason.

Some people think he's a girl and a gay because he has a purse. Tinky Winky kills them for that.