Timeline of the UnUniverse

The UnUniverse exists for over nine billion years. During these years many things happened. This article contains the most important dates in history of UnWorld.

Pre-Unworld

 * Over 9000000000 BC - UnUniverse finally creates itself.
 * 9000000000 BC - Chuck Norris suddenly appears.
 * 8000000000 BC - First stars appear.
 * 7000000000 bc- aceus creates regigigis.
 * 6000000000 BC - First planets appear.
 * 5000000000 BC - Maxwell appears from the dark matter.
 * 4500000000 BC - The T-5001 appears in its final form (via time travel) and shapeshifts into its planet form. This will later become the UnWorld.

Pre-Creature

 * 4000000000 BC - First stupid creatures appear.
 * 3500000000 BC - Stupid creatures mutate into an intelligent race known as Worms.
 * 3000000000 BC - Worms send a nuclear missile into space and it hits Chuck Norris.
 * 2999999999 BC - Chuck Norris makes every worm DIE!!! The planet is covered by a great ocean. Next worms are much smaller and have no brains. Giygas steals all Worms' technology to create Devil's Machine.
 * 2000000000 BC - Chuck Norris creates first land.
 * 1500000000 BC - 1/3 of the UnWorld is covered with land.
 * 1000000000 BC - Aliens land on the UnWorld and leave 42 Monolites.
 * 700000000 BC - Second stupid creatures appear.
 * 350000000 BC - Dinosaurs appear and PWN stupid creatures.
 * 300000000 BC - Dinosaurs find Monolites and send them to space. What dumb creatures...
 * 100000000 BC - Monkeys appear.
 * 65000000 BC - A meteorite falls on the UnWorld. It make every dinosaur (except Yoshis and some Tyrannosaurs) DIE!!!
 * 50000000 BC - Monkeys take over the world. For some reason M. Bison doesn't comment on this...
 * 40000000 BC - Monkeys send nuclear missile in space and it hits Giygas' Devil's Machine.
 * 30000000 BC - Giygas finally reaches the UnWorld and takes every monkey's soul. Monkey lost every technology they explored and started to live on trees and eat bananas.
 * 30000000 BC - Aliens send back one Monolite.
 * 4000000 BC - One Monkey reaches a Monolite and becomes intelligent.
 * 2000000 BC - Humans appear. HOORAY!!!!

Prehistoric

 * 1999999 BC - Nintendo is founded, and creates its first shame.
 * 1999998 BC - NintenD'oh is founded, and creates its first shame.
 * 1999997 BC - SEGA and Namco are founded, and create their first shames.
 * 998224 BC - The United States of UnAmerica is formed, but its existence remains unknown.

Ancient

 * ???? BC - Sparta rises and PWNS everything.
 * 7152 BC - Australia is discovered.
 * 5274 BC - N. Sanity Island is bombed by Sparta, causing it to separate from the mainland. It is taken over by lizards.
 * 5068 BC - The humans take over N. Sanity Island.
 * 1500 BC - Ancient Japan is invaded by Giant Enemy Crabs.
 * 1000 BC - Bowser creates a Koopa and brainwashes it.
 * 51 BC - Leonidas pays his debts to Darth Vader with France.
 * 12 BC - The first Pac-People appear and take over Australia (renamed Pac-Land)
 * 0 BC - Nothing happens
 * 0 AD - More nothing happens

Medieval

 * 1 - Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule are created. Toadsworth is born.
 * 5 - Mickey Mouse comes to power.
 * 10 - Squadala Man is born on Squadala Island.
 * 23 - The Teletubby Army was founded by Po, an epic teletubby.
 * 30 - Squadala Man works for Bowser, and gets the Squadala Empire.
 * 42 - Bruce Lee is created by Chuck Norris and The Awesome One.
 * ??????? - The ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is created.
 * 140 - The First Teletubby War breaks out.
 * 174 - Mickey Mouse dies in the war.
 * 200 - The First Teletubby War is over.
 * 388 - Bowser becomes king of the Koopas.
 * 641 - Evil Land is created.
 * 731 - Dr. Robotnik creates "Pinkamena Diane Pie" to invade the UnWorld. After finding her useless, Robotnik moves her to Ponyville.
 * 892 - Ducky is born.
 * 1100 - Germany is first founded.
 * 1003 - Master Hand receives "Hater of the First Millennium" award.
 * 1224 - The Fakegee War breaks out.
 * 1358 - Bowser's Castle was created.
 * 1424 - The Robotnik Family is officially bonded together into one ancestral house.
 * 1491 - The "New World" (which is actually part of the same world) is discovered.
 * 1500 - Hyrulian Civil War begins.
 * 1504 - Canada is formed.
 * 1510 - Robot Chicken is born when all robotic pieces fall to the normal chicken, and the soul combines the pieces and the chicken.
 * 1516 - The First Robloxian War begins.
 * 1518 - The First Robloxian War fails epically due to a epic thundershock in the general of the war.
 * 1538 - The proclaimed Antichrist, Toka Ryuumonbuchi, is born.
 * 1551 - Toka comes to power.
 * 1552 - Dolan is born and takes over Robotnik's house, but it fails.
 * 1553 - Toka dies.
 * 1581 - Mario and Luigi are born.
 * 1646 - Super Mario Cookies are released.
 * 1710 - Princess Peach is born.
 * 1730 - Mario falls asleep for 250 years. Luigi assassinates Toadsworth, the king of Mushroom Kingdom, and then kills his son. So his granddaughter, Peach, comes to power.

Industrial

 * 1728 - The First Pickle War takes place.
 * 1736 - The Second Pickle War begins.
 * 1763 - Hollywood has been created.
 * 1776 - The United States of UnAmerica is formed (though its actually been around for a million years).
 * 180? - World's first water-balloon.
 * 1800 - Zap-zap (electricity for you un-funny, illogics) is conducted with kite and key by some British-American genius guy wutever.
 * 1811 - Adolf Hitler comes to power.
 * 1812 - The War of 1812 starts.

Modern

 * 1939 - People start to brutally kill each other
 * 1942 - Adolf Hitler dies. Poor him, yay for everyone else.
 * 1947 - N. Sanity Island is taken over by Neo Cortex. Crash Bandicoot comes along, and takes over.
 * 1950 - War of the Fire Flower happens.
 * 1954 - The First Robotnik War happens. The dragons invade the UnWorld, and Dragonrealm and Sony are both created.
 * 1958 - The Second Robotnik War happens.
 * 1961 - Soviet Russia sends Death Star to space.
 * 1967 - The United States of UnAmerica takes over the Moon.
 * 1968 - The Sony Civil War begins.
 * 1968 - Umbrella Corporation is formed.
 * 1976 - Trololo Man performs his №1 hit song.
 * 1978 - Sonic is born. Space Invaders make their first attack.
 * 1980 - Mario wakes up from his 250 year sleep.
 * 1985 - Batman fights Superman and dies...sort of.
 * 1987 - The Hyrulian Civil War is finally resolved.
 * 1990 - Star Fox born and attacks Robotnik's laboratory.
 * 1991 - Sonic appears in shames.
 * 1993 - Robotnik explores Promotion!
 * 1994 - Sonic becomes emperor of the Sonic Islands.
 * 1998 - Mickey Mouse has the wrath to destroy Evil Land, to save the UnWorld from evil.
 * 1999 - The Videogame War breaks out.
 * 1999 - Raccoon City destroyed by zombies and BOOM!
 * 199X - Ness and the gang fight Giygas in a giant inter-dimensional realm.
 * 2000 - The Great Pumkin War begins.
 * 2001 - I.M. Meen receives "Hater of the Second Millennium" award. The 1st Ducky War breaks out and the Ducky Empire is founded. The Great Pumkin war ends.
 * 2002 - The 1st Ducky War ends.
 * 2005 - YouTube is created by some mad scientist. The 2nd Ducky War Starts.
 * 2007 - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny takes place here. A bunch of guys die.
 * 2009 - The 2nd Spartan War breaks out. Google and Yahoo! are created.
 * 2010 - Ophelia is spotted near I.M. Meen
 * 2011 - The scratch cat tries to conquer the world but fails epically
 * 2012 - Doomsday happens but nobody is hurt.
 * 2013 - Obama becomes president. The Old War begins.
 * 2017 - Ducky and Dark Ducky fight for the first time, destroying Kakariko Village. 2nd Ducky War ends.
 * 2019 - The 2nd Ducky War ends.
 * 2021 - Star Fox becomes serious and starts fighting with the Teletubby Army.
 * 2031 - Chuck Norris ACTUALLY GETS DEFEATED! Sort of...
 * 2040 - Robotnik makes his hit shame "Mortal Pingas him enough funding to cause lotsa death and destruction.
 * 2050 - Spaceship reaches Alpha Centauri.
 * 2053 - Jinx dies due to lack of oxygen
 * 2093 - Bowser creates a Space Base for himself.

Space

 * 2101 - War was beginning. Catz made all your base are belong to us.
 * 2310 - Mickey Mouse's Future Side, Epic Mickey was born.
 * 2359 - Bowser destroys Teletubby Land for no good reason.
 * 2401 - P.I.N.G.A.S., a epic space station by Robotnik was created.
 * 2552 - Master Chief started beating up big, bad, aliens.
 * 2557 - Master Chief travels back in time.
 * 2723 - Cyber-Dee beats up 6000 n00bs and almost beat up T-5001 and T-5000.
 * 2891 - Malleo and Cyber-Dee team up against the men from Alpha Centuri and blows them up, therefore leaving a portal to the fourth dimension.
 * 2967 - Chuck Norris hates what Cyber-Dee is doing and the two takes his undefeatable power from him.
 * 3000 - Doomsday happens again and sends everyone to the 4th dimension, but most people were able to return back to the UnWorld the day after.
 * 3155 - Bowser sent his Space Base in Space.
 * 3159 - Adventure Time takes place

World War III and the End of Days

 * 3156 - Marguerite Williams, Vendetta Williams' great great great great great (10X later) granddaughter, is born.
 * 3178 - Williams wages war against the UnWorld.
 * 3179 - Adolf Hitler, Vendetta Williams, and TOKA RYUUMONBUCHI HERSELF are resurrected.
 * 3182 - America and Antarctica are blown up by nuclear war.
 * 3187 - Europe goes to great lengths to end the war but fails epically, getting destroyed in the process.
 * 3192 - Hitler and Vendetta Williams are assassinated by Hungry Pumpkin.
 * 3195 - War REALLY gets out of hand when Toka Ryuumonbuchi gets the alien race, The Irkens, involved in the war.
 * 3196 - Ryuumonbuchi is killed when Pac-Land is bombarded by nuclear bombs.
 * 3197 - By this point, 40% of the world's population is wiped out.
 * 3198 - Irkens are destroyed.
 * 3199 - Marguerite Williams is finally killed.
 * 4000 - The war ends, and by this point 85% of the world's population is wiped out.
 * 4001 - Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee duke it out in a final battle. This starts a chain reaction that wipes out the entire UnUniverse.

After The Apocalypse

 * 01AA - Only 15% of people (of the former population before the Apocalypse) now walk the Earth, and most of the areas in the world are now toxic.
 * 02AA - Chuck Norris makes a pact with Zeus.
 * 05AA - Now only 10% of people walk the Earth.
 * 07AA - 5%...
 * 09AA - 3%...
 * 12AA - 180,000,000 people still exist.
 * 20AA - The world is now ruled by Nobody.
 * 30AA - The world ceases to exist.
 * 423AA - The Teletubbies finally rise up again and create the Neotubby Empire
 * 1392AA - After 1000 years of nothing, The UnUniverse starts to recede into the BIG CRUNCH.
 * 5443434344AA- A new universe takes it's place.
 * A time loop is suddenly created where these events happen again somewhere else.

THE END. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.