Super NintenD'oh Entertainment System

The Super NintenD'oh Entertainment System was the terrible idea spawned by the microscopic brain of the head of NintenD'oh: Homer Simpson. You see, Homer had this idea that since he was rated the worst shame maker of all time, he should keep making shames. That way, people would like him. He made the SNES to fulfill his dreams (doughnuts and beer).

Homer, thinking he's a genius (He's not. I mean it.) came up with a "great" idea. He took a NintenD'oh Entertainment System, shoved a doughnut into the circuits, and he named it the SUPER NintenD'oh Entertainment System. Bart Simpson said this was crap on a stick, so Homer strangled him during the commercial. This act of violence caused everyone to go out and buy it.

Everyone played it for about five minutes before remembering the NintenD'oh Entertainment System's terrible gameplay, and then looked up to realize the SNES had exploded. This is because doughnuts and circuits don't mix. Everyone demanded refunds so Homer screamed "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" The angry mob proceeded to catch him alive, and he gave $1 and a free doughnut to everyone.

Due to the "success" of this system, Homer made the NintenD'oh 66.